EXAMS ARE DEAD!!!!!!!

HELL YEAH!!!! After 3 days of non-stop torture by sheets of paper made by trees,known as E-X-A-M-S (exams), Jia Han and friends in Wesley Methodist School has obviously survived the massive impact of exams. Though armed with pencils,erasers and Pilot G-2 pens, we are still traumatised for 2 days because of the massive amount of pages the exam had.

Jia Han, one of the survivors, commented: " WE,vowed not to sit exams anymore after the incident that caused students to suffer from mental ability problems..."

Another survivor, Ee Xi-Zhe, cried:" I don't wanna touch the paper!!!! AGAIN!!! WAA~" Thus, Peh Win Nie, another one of them, said: Well, I'd never liked exams, I always get beaten up, flunking subjects and bla bla..."

This is reporting from the Jia Han Press, and this is Sir Spud. good evening and so long.