Water

Water is so important to us. You should be aware of that. But mainly the reason why I had "Water" for my Title is because everything I'm going to say later is all related to water.

Wan Jia's open house was last Thursday, we all swam in her house, which was... tiring. Of course. I only recalled me and Xi Zhe spraying water from the cylindrical water gun attach to our rear. You know rear? the "V" below our body. Yes and that produce the image in our brain that, we're peeing into the pool. How creative. As Madam Shabnam says:" Think out of the box class." Point proven.

Mentioned about my new bottle earlier right??? Taking it as my life now. Drink 5 bottles of that kind per day. Thanks to sports practices, the water vending machine gotten popular again. Our pespiration increased day by day that you can actually wash clothes with sweat, well of course it'll will stink. Then it shouldn't be called washing, it's stinking.

Spencer had something drastic on Wednesday. During lunch he transformed to a chair and Matthew sat on him. He suffocated, then Matthew took a coin and dropped it into his mouth. He spat out the coin, well I don't think it went in I think it knocked it's teeth though. And all of a sudden he sat up and spat out white fluid. And shit Matthew for getting that gross thing out of Spencer's mouth. Spencer had heatstroke in the end.

Thursday, which was yesterday. Nisa had a joke in her mind and asked:

Nisa: Jiahan, do you like water?
Me: Yeah what's wrong with water?
Nisa: Do you LOVE water???
Me: Hell of course I love water.
Nisa: Then you love 70% of my body! :D
Me: (in mind) no screw you!
Me: Was that from our Science Textbook?

And so that happened to Spencer by saying he likes 70% of Jasdev's body.
I kesian Kertna since every joke she makes will definitely be ruined by Jasdev. Try a better one Kertna.